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Funniest thing I've read all day!

how to find my blog

I use sitemeter to monitor the traffic to my blog. One of the coolest features of the statistics it gives is that it shows how visitors found your page. Initially a ton of my traffic was from the link I had on boing boing (see my post about it here). Nowadays though, I am getting most of my traffic from random Google searches.

These are kind of funny so I figured I would post 'em on here:

• Medicine makes me drowsy at work
• Retail Idiots
• Dice of Doom
• Diablo 2 Profile Colors Pink
• Starlight Hostess
• My Cat, Whisper
• Catch Cat The Mouse Screensaver
• Diablo Jargon Read
• Earthbound SNES thoughts
• List of Stupid Things Quiz
• you tubes starlight shinin star (i'm no. 1 on this one!)
  
• Summer Sucks
• Yawning Lexapro
• WOW Jargon

It's kind of hilarious. It just shows how varied and random my blog really is.

On a side note, sitemeter also thinks that the majority of the visitors click on the "funny" label over all the other labels. I will try to make more funny posts, as that is what you all want!

20 days later...

I am surprised to discover that a mere 20 days have passed since I blogged last. It truly feels like an eternity. So many things have happened this month which have kept me running around like a teenager (ha ha, I am still only 19 after all). A few highlights of the last month;

1. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. read it, loved it, will certainly review it here soon.
   
2. Friday July 13th; got a job, got a job interview, got promoted at my current job. Very lucky day for me.
   
3. Monday July 30th; got fired from my job for sexual harassment. Accidentally brushing a lesbian's ass in passing is a fireable offense it seems. This happened a mere day before I was supposed to start training to be a server. Life is not without irony it seems.
   
4. Saturday July 7th; My insurance gets canceled.
   
5. Friday July 27th; I find out my insurance is canceled, about 3 days before I need to refill my Lexapro prescription.
   
6. My internet has been working (before today) about 25% or less of the time.
7. I downloaded a virus on my computer
8. My fiancee got the beginnings of pneumonia and a massive bacterial infection.
   
9. I cleaned my car
10. I went fishing twice
11. Tried to appeal for independent financial status so I can go to school, and was told that my reason was not valid and the government doesn't care.
    
12. Discovered that even two classes at the ridiculously cheap community college here will cost me 600$ plus books.
    
13. When I had free schooling in high school I dropped out and now that I want to go to school I cannot afford it.
    
14. I don't have a job (looking for help?)
15. Had to pay 78 USD for a shiny sticker to put on my license plate.
    
16. Got about 100 USD refunded from my bank for over draft fees. (yes!)
    
    
    

So yeah, that is a brief overview of the last 20 days.

Aren't you glad you're not me?

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